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I took down your missing child poster

These are the beginnings? endings? of jokes? that may or may not ever see the light of day.

26 August 2011 ·

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MISSION STATEMENT:

'CLEVERer' was started in the spring of 2009 with the stated goal of reinstating Class and Substance back into the Internet. For far too long sleaze, gossip, muckety-muck, and herkity-jerkity have clogged this once-glistening Series of Tubes. CLEVERer aims to be digital liquid plumber. Whether it's debunking urban myths, hilarious stories from 'Skull & Bone' initiations gone horrifically wrong, or our extremely popular 'How to Hotwire a Station Wagon!' Section, we dare you to find a better resource for anything pretty much. So, take a look around, make yourself at home. And please, help yourself to some moonpies. That's what they're there for. Editor-N-Chief, Sam Grittner Feel free to send e-mails to: samgrittner(at)gmail.com (I'm looking at you Nigerian Princesses and Boner Scams!!!)