Troofph.

I am writing this for you. 

YOU.

Not the asshole next to you trying to read this on your iPhone or the fat bastard that you call a roommate that never does the dishes.

This is for your eyes only:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for following me on Twitter or Tumblr or being a fan of my comedy. Most days I wake up and want to put my head in a trash compactor. You guys and gals that @ me telling me something is really funny or made your day, when I hear/read that, words fail me. That’s why I do this. For you. I just want to make you guys laugh with my weird sense of humor.

I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail (via twitter and e-mails) over the last two months. It’s horrendous shit: telling me I’m a faggot, should kill myself, that I’m full of myself, etc.

It makes me feel like shit and I seriously thought about deleting my account at one point but fuck that.

I’m in it to win it. I couldn’t do it without you. So from the bottom of my heart,

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sam Grittner

28 December 2011 ·