May 2012
1 post
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April 2012
3 posts
“BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg reportedly trying to buy ‘Downton Abbey’...”
– @samgrittner
March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
2 posts
A Rose By Any Other Name Is...
Mortimer
Julius
Template Voodoo
Nexium
Charlie
Kettuce
Mooku
James
Jamie
Jam
Flibbergopple
Red Flower Thingy
Microwave
Maximum Treefort
Stoop
Toby Maguire
Razzle Dazzle
Von Biver
Crupe
Chateau House of the Teepee
Stanley
Coot
Shemple
January 2012
7 posts
Currently
I love you twitter but you’re being stupid.
I follow people for the best jokes. I realize no one can be “on” 24-7 but I’m so sick of the formulaic shit. I shouldn’t be judgmental but wait, yes I should be… I try and hold myself to a higher standard and I’m doing the same for others.
I’m not telling anyone HOW to tweet. You’re just being a...
WatchM(e)SNBC.
December 2011
3 posts
Troofph.
I am writing this for you.
YOU.
Not the asshole next to you trying to read this on your iPhone or the fat bastard that you call a roommate that never does the dishes.
This is for your eyes only:
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for following me on Twitter or Tumblr or being a fan of my comedy. Most days I wake up and want to put my head in a...
November 2011
11 posts
“Fuck Dinosaur School”
– #punchline
October 2011
16 posts
1 tag
Dear Occupy Wall Street...
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Full disclosure: As of right now I have not been to Zucotti Park. I’m going to go on Monday and bring my video camera to interview people and listen to them firsthand AND to show my support/solidarity)
I am deeply disturbed by the videos and images coming out of Oakland last night and here in New York tonight. Police are cracking down on non-violent protestors with...
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Megan Amram: Quiz: Do You Have Cancer? →
meganamram:
Do you have cancer? Find out with this fun, flirty quiz!!
1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you:
a. Texting him!
b. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on – it’s class!
c. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm!
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“M.C. Escher must have given the shittiest directions.”
– @SamGrittner
5 tags
PLEASE SUPPORT INDEPENDENT NYC COMEDY!!! →
I NEVER do this. I would normally feel so gross about something like this. But this is different.
I’ve lived in New York for almost four years now. I love it. It’s the best decision (along with buying my cobra, ‘Joebra’ and getting my three nipple rings taken out) I have ever made.
I moved here from Minnesota to do comedy, BECOME KNOWN, etc. BS, self-delusion, et al, et...
COME OUT TO THIS AMAZING SHOW FRIDAY, OCT. 14TH!!! →
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September 2011
5 posts
