January 2012
5 posts
WatchM(e)SNBC.
December 2011
3 posts
Troofph.
I am writing this for you.
YOU.
Not the asshole next to you trying to read this on your iPhone or the fat bastard that you call a roommate that never does the dishes.
This is for your eyes only:
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for following me on Twitter or Tumblr or being a fan of my comedy. Most days I wake up and want to put my head in a...
November 2011
11 posts
“Fuck Dinosaur School”
– #punchline
October 2011
16 posts
1 tag
Dear Occupy Wall Street...
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Full disclosure: As of right now I have not been to Zucotti Park. I’m going to go on Monday and bring my video camera to interview people and listen to them firsthand AND to show my support/solidarity)
I am deeply disturbed by the videos and images coming out of Oakland last night and here in New York tonight. Police are cracking down on non-violent protestors with...
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Megan Amram: Quiz: Do You Have Cancer? →
meganamram:
Do you have cancer? Find out with this fun, flirty quiz!!
1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you:
a. Texting him!
b. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on – it’s class!
c. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm!
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“M.C. Escher must have given the shittiest directions.”
– @SamGrittner
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PLEASE SUPPORT INDEPENDENT NYC COMEDY!!! →
I NEVER do this. I would normally feel so gross about something like this. But this is different.
I’ve lived in New York for almost four years now. I love it. It’s the best decision (along with buying my cobra, ‘Joebra’ and getting my three nipple rings taken out) I have ever made.
I moved here from Minnesota to do comedy, BECOME KNOWN, etc. BS, self-delusion, et al, et...
COME OUT TO THIS AMAZING SHOW FRIDAY, OCT. 14TH!!! →
1 tag
September 2011
5 posts
August 2011
16 posts
Bill Hicks’s Principles of Comedy
BILL HICKS’S PRINCIPLES OF COMEDY
1. If you can be yourself on stage nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
2. The act is something you fall back on if you can’t think of anything else to say.
3. Only do what you think is funny, never just what you think they will like, even though it’s not that funny to you.
4. Never ask them is this funny – you tell them...
NEAT-O!
twitterdrafts:
Top Tweet Drafts from @SamGrittner
Black dudes are always with the absolute
Just slipped a Mickey Rourke
I’d rather eat a pile of used band-aides
Battery acid is robot menopause
I took down your missing child poster
These are the beginnings? endings? of jokes? that may or may not ever see the light of day.
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“A blog, a podcast, & a viral video walk into a bar. The blog says nothing,...”
– @SamGrittner
